Funny Gifts for Coworkers (that won’t get you fired)

If you are stumped, and can’t think of any gift ideas for coworkers, perhaps you are trying too hard. Maybe you are so frustrated because you are trying to think of something thoughtful or meaningful, when really all you need to do is relax and be yourself. If you are a laid back person or the gift receiver is always joking, why not just buy something that will invoke a few laughs? Below are a few funny gifts for coworkers that won’t get you fired. Well, hopefully not anyway!

  • Instant Excuse Ball – Bosses don’t like to hear excuses, but If you are going to give one, it should at least be good. This Instant excuse Ball is sure to get used a time or two, or at least be a great conversation starter when left out on a desk.
  • Big Mouth Toys Toilet Mug – There are few people in the office who don’t drink coffee or tea. In fact, you may have a hard time finding one at all. The ceramic coffee mug is shaped like a toilet and is sure to get you a giggle nearly every time it is uses. It is even dishwasher-safe!
  • Big Mouth Toys Grenade Mug – It does not matter if your coworker is a ticking time bomb or if they are the office pushover who takes on extra work from everyone, this mug is perfect. It is shaped like a grenade, and says “Complaint Department, Please Take a Number.”
  • Dead Fred Pen Holder – Is your coworker always borrowing a pen from you because they can’t find one buried under all their paperwork? Dead Fred will hold their pen so they never have to look too hard for it.
  • The Daily Mood Desktop Flip Chart – Ever wonder what kind of mood your coworker is in? wouldn’t it be nice to know if they had to sleep in the dog house again last night before you start pestering them about relationship advice? Well, this handy desktop flip-chart allows them to tell everyone how their day is, without even saying a word. There are 47 mood choices, so surely they will be able to find an accurate description.
  • Cubicle Warfare: 101 Office Traps and Pranks – Talk about opening a can of worms; if you are prepared to battle an escapade of pranks, you better buy yourself a copy of this book too so you know what you are up against.
  • Procrastination – I’ll Find a Picture for it Later – Does your coworker put off everything until the last minute, or until someone else takes care of it? This poster may be just what they need; maybe they will even get the hint that you’re serious, but don’t count on it.
  • Executive Decision Maker – This is the perfect gift for the indecisive person in the office. Give it a spin, and your decision is made for you. Maybe they will let you borrow it from time-to-time.
  • Westminster Finger Fart Pen – As long as your coworker doesn’t try to use this pen in an important meeting, they should be just fine. It is a pen shaped like a finger, and you can just guess what noise it makes when you give it a good pull.
  • Fanny Bank Funny Farting Coin Drop Box – If you are looking for gift ideas for workers, this is one anyone can appreciate! The bank farts every time you deposit a coin, so they may make a little money from everyone wanting to make a deposit, just to hear it!

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