Gifts for Annoying Coworkers

When you think of them, they always make you want to scream.  How can you get them a gift if you can’t even be in the same room with them?  Don’t worry, this list of great gifts for annoying coworkers will help you get through this gift-giving session in peace.

Desk Organizer

Is your associate’s consistently messy desk driving you nuts?  Help tidy up the workspace with “The Butt,” a funny desk accessory holder.  It’s a tape dispenser, pen holder, paper clip magnet and notepad holder, shaped like a person sitting on the toilet.  If that doesn’t clean up their desk, at least you can say that it looks like a bathroom stall without blowing your cover.

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Memo Holder

Does your colleague always forget what they were supposed to do?  Now they won’t, with a Dino Memo Holder.  He stores pens and pencils, and guards your desk from tiny interlopers, too.

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Extendable Fork

Looking for perfect gifts for annoying coworkers?  What about the resident lunch thief?  Give them the Freeloader Fork to let them know you know who the culprit is.  If the snack stealer is your boss, we don’t suggest giving this gift.  Better a lifted lunch than a pink slip.

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Foldable Step Stool

That one person who always asks you to reach things on the top shelf will have no excuse if you give them this Easy Fold Step Stool.  It’s easy to carry, holds up to 300 pounds, and folds conveniently flat for storage.  Plus, you can always borrow it if you’re the short one in the office.

Mouse Pad

For the lazybones, nothing like a mouse pad they’ll never wear out.  The Doing Nothing Mousepad reads “Doing nothing is harder than it looks… it’s impossible to take breaks.”  This paper mouse pad allows you to just tear off the top layer to expose a fresh sheet underneath, that way it always looks unused.  We don’t suggest giving this one to your boss, either.

Pen Cap Utensils

Gifts for annoying coworkers can be a challenge to find.  If you’re tired of loaning out eating utensils to that associate who never brings their own, give them these Pen Cap Eating Utensils.  They fit snugly over the top of pens and are sturdy enough to withstand many meals.  They even come with three pens, so you don’t have to worry about being asked to loan a pen.

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Spitball Dartpad

What about that colleague who can never make a decision?  This Decision Spitball Dartpad can speed things up.  With 50 answers and pieces of advice, they will never need to plague you with questions again.  Now you just have to put up with the constant spitballs.

With so many options to choose from, that frustrating colleague is just wrapping paper away from being a check mark on your list.  Who knows, maybe they’ll even get the hint.